
Triskaidekaphobia
means fear of the number 13. And in eighth grade Jon Caruso, who was very special, used to scream every time he heard it in math class. "AHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU SAID THE NUMBER! I SAID THE NUMBER!! WE ALL SAID THE NUMBER!!! HAPPPYYYY HOLLLLIIIDAYYYYYYY!!!"
Other great John Caruso catch-phrases: "AUGH! THAT STUPID GIRL TOUCHED ME!" "B FOR YOU! B FOR YOU!" "I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO HAMBURGER MEAT!" and "HOW CAN IT POSSIBLY BE FUN WHEN IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOO QUIET?!?!?!" Those were the days.
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